Reliving the Past

Was searching for scrap paper when I found some old exercise books.

Apparently I didn't finish a lot of Pn. Jaya's homework. Heheh.

Which... kinda explains the 'B' I got for Add Maths. Heheh. Heh.

But seriously, I have no idea why we even needed to fill up our heads with that junk.

I mean, first page heading:

"1st derivative of a quotient of polynomials"

Heheh. *faints*

Wonder how I even passed.

Foolish Form Fivers!! You will never need it you're just poisoning your minds with abstract figures of supreme nerdism!!

Wow. I have like, absolutely no idea what I'm saying.

XD

Anyhoo. Here's another Avatar comic strip; just can't get enough of them.


Partial relevance to Sokka and Zuko's cross-dressing pix on Alana's post. ;P

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking it when I was watching the episode!

Yet again, not mine...
See the original here.

Ah, sick humour. Never gets old. :D

Avatardedness Continued

I've just finished the first disc of Book 2: Earth and I have this to say:

Can it get any awesomer?!!

Zuko's more tormented than ever, Ty Lee just came in (I heart her!), Sokka's adorable and Book 2 has the most adorable creatures ever thought up by Bryke. ^^

Allow me to demonstrate.

1.) The purple pentapus.

2.) There was this thing called a rooster-pig but I have no pictures!! T.T
So go watch the muvee. =D

3.) Meet Foo-Foo Cuddly Poops. A baby sabre-toothed moose-lion. =3

I saved the best for last. *grins*

4.) TURTLEDUCKS. The cutest things outside my own imagination.

Plus they interact with Zuko! How could you not love. Zuko. *foams at mouth*

Alright alright goodnight already! :D

Have a great week, people. ;)

Feeling Charitable, Anyone?

I tell you, some people seriously really have nothing better to do.

If there's one thing on my pantang list (and this one's way up there), is being disturbed when I'm asleep. Like if I set my alarm at 6.00am and you rudely awaken me at 5.50am, prepare to suffer my wrath.

But if anything's worse, is the feeling when you're just about to doze off and then you're interrupted.

By a phone call.

A random one.

Gary: *plays 心中的日月*
Me: *drowsy* Hello...?
Fuck-fuck Fuckin' Son of a Bitch: Blahblahblah (Malay accent)

[not that I have anything against Malays; I just automatically know it's not someone I know 'cos my Malay friends speak accentless Engrish. =D]

Me: (not really bothered to hear what he's saying) Uh, I think you have the wrong number... Goodni...
FFFSoaB: *weird, somewhat perverse tone* No... Not wrong namberr...
Me: Goodnight. *hangs up*

Me: Oh sweet snuggly wuggly bed... *pulls comforter over head*

Gary: *心中的日月*
Me: *looks at number, sighs, picks up* Look, I already told you, you've got the wrong number. Now what is it that you want?!
FFFSoaB: Oh nahtyng... Ai jus' wan to messterbeit, and I wan you... to listen to eeet.
Me: *very irritated* Yeah well ask your mother to listen to it. Goodnight!
FFFSoaB: Blahblahblah...
Me: *hangs up*

Me: Oh sweet snuggly wuggly bed... *pulls comforter over head*

Gary: *心中的日月*

Me: *snarl*

Well I didn't answer him the third time, so i just let Gary play out 心中的日月 (it's a loverliee song :)) and he didn't try a fourth time.

But I mean seriously, watafak?!

You mean got people really got such sad lives one ah?!

Aww. Kesian. If anyone has a heart (and ears) big enough to try and make his life any less sad, feel free to call

Fuck-fuck Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
at +6012 8813 062

I have seriously had enough of these sick bastards.
As if the "Nak gigit telingaku tak?" guy wasn't enough.

I hope the fucker gets diagnosed with insomnia and erectile dysfuction on the same day and gets so frustrated he can't wank no more he'll go fruity and chop it off and satay-grill it and eat it and then dance in the streets stark-blinkin' naked and then WHAM! okay I won't curse up to this point since my own life is surrounded by public transport vehicles. But still! A very bad and messy end for this guy.

And the same fate for all perverted random callers too. That'll teach you fagshitters.

Rockin' the 'Stache.

As promised.

An attempt to top Dal's "sexy" (dunno WHO said that leh. *cough* must... not... reveal... =X) camwhoring pic.

Because I'm way up on the sexy scale, and just to prove it to Cat,

I decided to do an astoundingly cheap and improvised interpretation of Haru's sexyfine facial hair.

(yes I ditched the Emo theme! Because 'staches are way awesome.)

I'd totally date me. I am the epitome of bearded Asian hotness. *kiss*

Good grief, you see this is what happens when you have six hours of Business in a day!!

I hear Andrea's leaving us. On the plus side Mennon kicks ass! She's like Azula... both terrifying and inspirational at the same time. o.0

OMG talk about Avatardedness. Goodnight, love. Zzz

Uncomposed Blabber Ep.2

Whew so good to be home!

What with me being draped up in a sweater the whole day (which I happily decorated with jam from the waffles I ate 5 minutes ago) and the college air-conditioning not working, I'm glad to say that I'm running about in my underpants it's so nice to be lightly dressed now! So airy...

Anyhoo I cannot believe Sara kept us in for nearly 15 minutes more today! He bullettrained through like, what, 10 Tort questions today?

This rushing isn't a good sign is it. And we haven't done The Rule in Rylands v Fletcher and Tort of Nuisance and Remedies and stuff.

I'm sure we'll live. @.@

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Anyhoo Daddy had to babysit some Singaporeans (whom I envision to look like Pierre Pngs and Allan Wus) today so I had to come early to college (I assure you it was not a personal choice). Scanned through Negligence then Alana showed up, so we blabbered throughout lunch at Green Hut, something I haven't done in ages and ages. :)

Then I decided, hey, I've got some spare time to kill, why not visit my odd lil' cuzzie Addy?
So I spent half an hour in LLB Common Law class, only to be disappointed because...

NOTHING HAPPENED!

Absolutely nothing. The class was tame beyond words. Addy behaved himself. I didn't really care if Charles Dickens called the dudes of the law "monkeys" or some other form of insult. Or if the CLA extended powers to the County Courts or something and this created some sort of problem in the quality of judgements being meted out or something.

MEGA *YAWN*!

So NOT taking LLB! XP

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Omigosh and did I tell you that I got...

SOZIN'S COMET?! Muahahahahaha!!!

One day I'll get my own! Stupid Ah Bengs had better increase their production capacity. (OMG double Business tomorrow noooooooo...)

PDRM (Pre-Dinner Rabble at McD's) today was like, ultra short. I miss good PDRMs.
Something is missing and I art not talking to that something. Hmph. *nose in air*

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Anyhoo just asking blindly here, but could anyone suggest a job I could do for about 6 months before I enter Uni in January? I liked the idea of customer service at AmEx but they're not hiring at the moment. :(

I've never worked before so I don't really know how people go about this so a few pointers would be appreciated!

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Anyhoo (I realize I have this overuse of anyhoos) commencing with the argument I refused to put down for the rest of the day.

Zutara vs Kataang.
See original here.

One for Alana, because she entertained my nonsense for hours and surrendered the possession of lent me Book 3: Fire today. :D

You're right. It's not as disturbing when he's got hair and taller and not in monkly attire.
See original here.

Nah. Zuko needs more lovin'. Look at him. He NEEDS it. ♥

See original here.

Apparently the difference between our choice of fandoms is because she likes her men to dash in and sweep her off her feet and rescue her while I like my men to be... emotionally scarred and vulnerable and then I can come in and sweep them off their feet and rescue them...

*smacks forehead* Okay I'll take those estrogen pills now.

Anyway I don't like Mai and I think he deserves so much more sayanging. *hearts*

See original here.
(sweet Abraham Lincoln why the heck do I even bother to be so law-abiding)

There. My shipping war quota should be satisfied for a couple of days. :)

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PS: My new favourite Mando word is "Ai Ren". So yuuk ma right. ^^

PPS: Yala yala Cathy I knowwwww. Sunday bah. XD

I'm a CRIMINAL?!?

I have just discovered that I've been a repeat offender of this thing called "hotlinking."

While I thought I was linking back all pictures displayed here to their original sites and lawfully adhering to copyright laws, I was actually stealing the other sites' bandwidth.

Oops. o_0

And if everybody else followed me in my ignorance, the whole site would overload and would have to be shut down. Or something like that. (the article was long and technical so @.@)

Either way, that's bad.

I'm so sorry, deviantARTists!! T.T

So anyway. No more hotlinking. I promise. I'm such a noob. *smacks self*

Anyhoo since revision's starting Monday (guess who I'll have to see every Monday morning! I'm so excited! *rolls eyes*) which means I'll have a six-day week now, which is kinda double the three-day week I used to have. Bummerrr.

So I'll cheer myself up with more patronage to deviantART! Hotlink-free. :)

Well it looks like I was allowed to download, so it shouldn't be illegal, I hope?
if it still is then I'm not fit to use the Internet and should be forced to watch 72 hours of Teletubbies as punishment for my idiocy

More Zutara. =3

(clickable)

*sigh* Now the formalities.

"The picture(s) displayed above do NOT belong to me.
Please click here to view the original."

The only reason it's doing here is because I thought it was pretty cute and amusing.
Just sharing the sniggles. :)

Please don't nobody sue me hor. :))

Oh my kadavulai. Now doesn't that just suck the fun outta everything?! *pout*

Oh well off to start my week with Matha, Sarasvathi, Karma and peeling the onions tomorrow.

JOY. *uber pout*

Jumbled

Oh my gosh my poor neglected little bloggie.

*sayangs*

Stupid lightning.

What is the purpose of even having LIGHTNING in this world?!

And why did the dude upstairs in charge of lightning see fit, in striking my house about TEN times with it in the space of about FOUR years?!

Effer probably thinks it's effing funny. *sulks*

WHY? WHY?!!

And if I ever, meet the idiot who said "lightning never strikes the same place twice", I'm gonna catch him and duct-tape him to my roof, and see if that changes his tune.

I've gone through like a gazillion modems and we've bought yet another one.

Sigh. Anyhoo. Yep, that pretty much explains my MIA-ness.

That, and the mock exam. "Unprepared" wouldn't even begin to describe it.



Anyhoo I'm thinking of getting a USB modem too, 'cos my wireless just keeps becoming local, then internet, then locaaaaaaaaal then internet then locallallywallaby until the sky-bison come home. DiGi, Maxis or Celcom? Oh decisions, decisions.



Oh. And did I mention I got the Avatar boxset? ^^


Yessiree! I was fidgeting and pacing up and down Sungei Wang and after much deliberation (and half a dozen frantic phone calls), I simply couldn't resist and got it anyway. =D

Unfortunately one of the discs from the third book didn't load, so we only took Water and Earth.

Mothaf...! I really wanna watch Sozin's Comet okay!

Sigh.

Well it the quality's not too bad, it came in a prettypretty box and the discs are prettily printed and they have subtitles, but you can tell the guy who did it isn't a fan... Heibai is spelt Haybi and Ba Sing Se is spelt Bahsingsay and so on.


Visually it's not on par with my standard of "clear" because the lines aren't clean, but hey, it should satisfy most other people. Another problem is that it refuses to play on my lappie or my Pioneer, but plays flawlessly on that dirt-cheap China player we got three Christmases ago.

Another irritation is that the audio isn't on cue in a couple of episodes.

Sigh.

And he wanted to charge me $150! I think I'll go back and give him two tight slaps.

Bloody Ah Beng. Sneaky yellow custards cannot be trusted one. Hmph.

Anyhoo. I tried this other flavour (I've always only ordered No-Nut Chocolate Chip) of Famous Amos cookies called Butterscotch Pecan or something like that and I must say yet again... ALL THOSE WASTED YEARS. T.T It's heaven. If I should be fortunate enough to meet Mr. Amos I will kiss his toesies.

Thank you, Mr. Amos, for making all those delicious sinful calories go straight to my butt.

"Not at all. Here, have another truckload."

Don't mind if I do. =P

Anyhoo off I go now, to try and make sense of Harold Pinter. Anyhoo should some poor, lost soul also sitting for the CIE's May/June slot be crying to the stars for some help with The Homecoming, because your lecturer is also a twit, I hope this, this and this helps somebody out. Should such people stumble upon by blog. Sharing of samesuch material will be deeply appreciated.

Which only goes to show that if you Google long enough, you shall be rewarded. :)

Signing off with one more giggle for the road.

"Why girls do better in exams."

...

Not done just yet. *grins*

ZUTARA.

More Zutara.

Meant. To. Be. =3

Although Tyko or Karu or Zujin might be just as pretty...

Nah.

ZUTARA forevah! =D

(Clicking on them piccies all link back to their artists and wherever else I picked them up from, so hopefully I haven't breached any conditions or blahblahblah.)

Uncomposed Blabber

I feel miserable.

I don't believe I remember feeling this miserable since like... last year's Raya?

My head is spinning, my throat is sore, I can't friggin' breathe and I have this urge to drink more water than a fish.

Anyways, besides whining about the flu (at least I think it's the flu) that I probably caught from Megan, I'd like to make a teensy birthday dedication to Angel and Cathy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS!

I wish it could have been better drafted but I'm really quite incapable of thinking straight right now.

*sniff, wipe wipe* Right. Off to bed for me now.

Zzz

Oxytocin Overload

Time to force-feed you pictures of my baby cousins again. :)

Kaixuan. She kinda sorta burst into tears after I took this one.

Jack2! So darned cute. Sadly demoted to 2nd-favourite baby now. =PP

Okay not babies but my cousins anyway.
These two are first in line to give me my first nephews and nieces to mollycoddle. :D

Tsk. Where the heck are *my* skinny genes!!! *whine*

And finally...

The one Ongy2's been waiting for.

MEGAN!!!

Omigosh so gosh darn adorable how can you resist *squee!!!*

Her ultra-protective Tai Yee shielding her from the relentless paparazzi.

A CNY picture I dug up. Too cute not to put up. =3

"Cheeeeees"

**font size denotes volume.

Little snippets of heart-melting behaviour. :)

Story 1:

(while building a Lego box)

Me: Let's build a house for the kitty, shall we? Here, push the block in. Like this.
Megan: I PUSHHHH!! Unnghh!

She's so smart, when I tell her there ain't enough pieces for the kitty's roof she goes to the toy box and gets more Lego pieces!! Omigawd so cute I tell you.

Story 2:

(fireworks boom outside)

Megan: *looks around with HUGEEE eyes*
Me: Ooh! Fireworks, Megan, fireworks! Shall we go see? C'mon, let's go! *carries her*
Megan: *doesn't resist*
Me: *euphoria*

Story 2.2:

(outside, looking at fireworks)

Me: Oooh look Megan, isn't it pretty? Wow... So pretty!

*BOOM!!*

Me: Oh it's pretty loud, isn't it. Cover your ears, Megan, cover... Like this...
Megan: WOW!!! *stares, smiling, mouth wide open in wonder*

(fireworks finish)

Megan: YAY!!! *claps and wiggles enthusiastically*

Story 3:

Uncle SeeJin: Xuan, come on, time to go home.
Megan: *quietly pretends not to hear, continues playing with little toy car* (the same toy car that was stuck in Khim's hair a while back)
Uncle SeeJin: Nah, Daddy go without you one ar.
SiaoAun Kgu2: Bye Xuanie! We're leaving hor!
Megan: *turns around, waves happily* Orh. Bye!!!

Story 3.3:

Uncle SeeJin: *carries her* Come on, Xuan, time to go.
Megan: *frustrated whine*
Uncle SeeJin: *puts her back down* Come, time to go home. Give the car back to Jyeh2, go.
Megan: *pouts* I. Don't. Want. *looks down*
Me: Come, Megan... Jyeh2 keep for you, okay? I'll give it to you when I see you tomorrow, kay?
Megan: *hands over the toy*
Uncle SeeJin: Good girl. *carries her*
Megan: *begins to cry*

The next day at the dinner I approached her again but she didn't recognise me! T.T


Me: All my hard work. *sighs*
Uncle SeeJin: Why?
Me: She forgot me liao!
Uncle SeeJin: So fast? Nolah yesterday so happy playing for so long? She went home thinking about the car you know!
Me: Weallyy?? =3


In the end I managed to get her to remember me by playing this silly game I taught her the day before:


Me: Megan, where's the ribbon? (we were playing with streamers)
Megan: *hides ribbon behind back*
Me: Omigosh, it's losted (don't say I'm teaching babies bad English hor!)... Where could it be? *pretends to look upset*
Megan: *brandishes the ribbon* Taa! (I taught her "ta-daah" but it's close enough. :))
Me: Oh you had it all along! Naughty girl hah you! *tickles her*
Megan: *bubbly laughter*

OHMYGAWD the SMILE.

Shin Yit always gets the babies. *pout*
He was babysitting Chloe, Jack2 and Megan - all at one go! Geng-ness.

I only got to babysit Chloe and Megan... They were playing with streamers on a table and having a little baby argument on who gets more pink streamers. =3

One or the other was about to fall off the chair every 10 seconds so rest assured I burnt a lotta calories that night.

Omg Ongy she was so very very cute! She was running about twirling streamers and she can talk so well now!


Me: Ooh, Megan, Megan see? *points to wall* There also got ribbon leh! Just like the one you're holding! (she didn't allow me to paopao yet) Wanna go see?
Megan: *looks, stretches out arms* I want... I want to tahsh. *smiles shyly*

SCORE!

She cried again when her Dad told her it was time to go home. :D

What? Very ego boosting ya know. Dang these oxytocins!! :DDD

isn't it great to have no Ong Shir Lynn around as Megan competition

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Justin's response to: "Are you a pretty girl?" XD

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PS: If you smell baby/cousin favouritism... yeah yeah guilty as charged. =PP

PPS: Yes, I am aware I sound like quite the moron when I'm talking to babies. Thank God you weren't there to witness it. =)

Chong Sook2's Wedding Chronicles

Primarily for the benefit of Miss Ong Shir Lynn. =P

*ahem*

Okay, real early on Saturday morning, 7th of March, 2009, the weather was a cloudy 27 degrees...

Aiyah we went to jeep sun leong (did I get it right?) at Ngee Yee Pohr's house.

So we turned up and...

Ta-daah! The bride. Nguyen (eh Sylvea your relative kah?) Thi Diem Khiaw.
She's twenty, and FORTY BLEEDING KILOS. *so not jealous*

For obvious reasons her relatives couldn't show up, so we had to split our family into the "bride's side" and the "groom's side" for the uh, aiyah let's just call it the Wedding Games again lah okay.

*honka-honka-honka-honka-honk-honk-honk-HONK!!!!!!*

The groom's arrived!

The battle at the Black Gates. XD

Entry fee.

What! TWO BLINKIN' DOLLARS!! Where can man!

So after many threats and much admonishment they produced...

Now THAT'S more like it.

Access granted. :D

Battle for Minas Tirith.

The Fellowship have but one last task ahead together. Will they make it through...

...safely? (you can cringe now)

I adore the look on Shin Yit's face. XD!!

Peng Sook2 took over for the groom, who was laughing so hard he couldn't perform the task. (pun intended) =P

Power.

And done! Festive, no?
(we left these at Ngee Yee's house on accident btw)

And so the Gates were opened. But wait! What's this?

"Did you think it would be this easy, little halfling?"
(I have no idea why the LOTR theme, but let's just go along with my bad puns okay)

More ways to torture the groom! (albeit impromptu)

1. Garlic-eating. Which may not sound so bad to you, but he seriously hates the stuff.

Agony.

2. A much less-painful version of the leg-waxing game the hingtais at Khim's wedding had to endure.

And done! He got her! Not so bad eh?

So off went the entourage to Mantin, to jumm chaa and have some light refreshment. It was superduper hot and I was very sweaty and grouchy so not too many pix here... (Ongy, your bro has better shots with his manyak-eksyen punye camera and sense of "angle" so you should go bug him. ;))

The family. (my sexyfine visage is being partially-eclipsed by Ngee Kiu Pohr's head)

The completely I-don't-get-it-but-all-us-yellow-fellas-do-it-anyway tea ceremony.

Ongy I masqueraded as you and took your angpows for you so you owe me um, roti praata okay! :DD

Selepas itu, we went home, showered and took a much-needed nap, and then drove back to Mantin for a buffet-style dinner, with many Mantinians I've never seen before crowding the not-so little house.

So guess how the boys entertained themselves.

No prizes there. Street Fighter IV of course.

Boy Sook2 has no qualms about shamelessly kicking his little nephew's ass at it. And gloating hours later about it too. Tsk, tsk.

Khim managed to carry Chloe! Who is a little less clingy this time, but just as possessive. :)
And speaking of which Chloe managed to get Khim's hair tangled in a little toy car's wheels and we were convinced that we had to chop it off... (no pictures, sorry! But it was funny as hell I can promise you. XD)

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The next day...

Dinner at Regent, we had (in no particular order):

• Cold-dish appetizers, yum for the scallops
  
• Roasted duck and suckling pig
• Shark's fin soup with black vinegar and V.S.O.P.
• Hor yip fahn
• Choong yao ikan bawal
• Oysters with mushroom stir-fry
• Prawns with... um, corn for all reasons
• Dessert: Peanut mochi, siewpao puffs, and a honeydew ice-cream dessert thing, the color of which gave you the impression you were eating Nippon Weatherbond

(again, no pictures, sorry; too busy eating. Teehee)

All throughout the dinner got these aunties and uncles jump onto the stage and sing karaoke. o.0
(they're all from Mantin, I swear)

No American Idols here.

Except this one guy whom we took a video of... He sang all women's songs of the 19... 60s methinks. Now I'm no fan of such blood-curdling vocalisations but the older generation thought it was amazing that it sounded EXACTLY like the original songstresses. Heck, he even sang a number from A-Mei. Which bloody interrupted Da Cheng Xiao Ai by my baby, which was playing. *sour face*

Pouring of the wine, signalling the start of the yamsengs.

We thought Chong Sook2 cheated and didn't drink at all, so we held him back at the end of it all and made him minum, minum, MINUM.

In the end we had to call it quits, because you know the groom's inebriated to your satisfaction when he starts addressing you as "Shirlynn".

-.-'' Nobody remembers my name.

We collectively decided he had quite enough alcohol in his system, so we packed up and Ah Yee Kgu2 sent the bride and (very tipsy) groom home.

And that's all folks! The Chronicles of Liew Chong Aun's Wedding! One and a half hours of blogging! I'm bushed. The Chronicles of Baby Megan's Cuteness coming up soon. ;)