TEEHEE!

"Jyeh."

"Vart"

"What is DotA?"

"It's a silly comp game that geek boys in China like to play. Stick to your PS3."

"No lah! It's cool! See, Yang lemme download."

*smacks forehead*

"What I mean is, what does DotA actually stand for?"

*scoff* "Play game can dunno name one meh."

"I think it's [something silly and totally salah which I have forgotten] but just checking lah."

"Hah! Where'd you get that one! It's not lah stoopid."

"You so smart then you tell me la."

"Stupid."

"........... You don't know, do you."

"Of course I know. You think people stupid like you ah."

"Then what is it."

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"Dead or Totally Alive."

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Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is a book on crack. Seriously.

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I traipsed around a certain prospective college today. With my PARENTS. *buries face in the sand*

There were. So. Many. PEOPLE. *groans*

Oh, what I would have given to have disappeared on the spot.

*sigh* I have decided on something logical, viable, and safe.

You guessed it.

Instead of something fun and exciting, and to heck with career prospects. *draws circles in the sand*

And looks like any chance of it becoming even remotely fun and exciting has been shrouded in the gloomy cloud of financial limitation.

And I STILL don't have a place to stay! The hostels sound like... rooms to sleep in. Very. Expensive. Rooms to sleep in.

And *gasp!* a room mate! What about privacy to do things like say, pick my nose, fart and twirl about??

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(edit: 26/11)

Just went through piles and piles of A-Level crap desperately searching for necessary documents... Heh.

Just too heavy-hearted to throw them out I guess, looking at the "illustrations" we made on each other's notes. (paid such undivided attention in class now, didn't we.)

I am such a sap.

I've come to realize that at every turning point in life, you will meet new people, love them to bits, and then end up leaving them behind and probably never seeing them again for the rest of your natural life. And then the cycle repeats itself again and again and goes on and on like a bad dream... Like them reruns of Friends.

*sigh*

And that's why I need to get myself Facebook yeah? *twiddles thumbs*

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I don't know why most people perceive leadership as having to yell at people all the time. As an employee, you are eager to please and want to get the job done as best you possibly can. So why don't managerial people see that? All that grinding and public humiliation isn't going to make them function better, you know.

Which is why I am eternally grateful for my first experience. :)

So come, let us celebrate with a poem.

Hahahahahahhahah.

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Oh. Watched Twilight today. So many people brought their kids wtf. They kept whining and sorta spoiled the whole experience. *sulk*

No, I was not there to watch the live-action adaptation of a bestselling vampire romance novel. Nor was I there for the rich and engaging plot or awesome acting.

If I remember correctly, the movie was completely pointless except for one thing:

Fanservice.

And I confess: I was there for the underage, topless and ripped werewolf action.

Why was it necessary for the wolf-boys to be running about in the rain wearing nothing but shorts and shoes? Why was it necessary for Jacob to not wear a shirt for most of the movie? Why was it necessary for Edward to expose his sparkly abs in public?

And then I realize I really don't care.

:D :D

Not when a good three-quarters of the movie features THAT.

I sure wish I had a superbuff underage werewolf bestfriend who looks like Taylor and has this propensity to walk about in the rain half nekkid

What more reason do you need, really!? Go watch it already. :P

PS: Yes I know what DotA is. *roll eyes* Obviously my brother has become harder to trick since the days I could convince him he can breathe underwater with his ears.

Did I mention that we have a deep, mutual respect for each other?

Cheesus.

Eek! Jehovah's Witnesses! Run! Hide! *slams door*

I know it's rude to cut people off before they've even had a chance to speak, but seriously now. Door-to-door preaching will scare the bejesus outta ANYONE.

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I'm not sure if Tequila knows if Leeloo is gone now; but her separation anxiety's back. *sigh*

We buried her in the back yard next to the willow tree that marks Rico's resting spot.

I keep her collar.

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The shop has new cheesecakes! Which sadly I did not have the opportunity to try because greedy people wiped them off the shelves before I got there. T__T

Oh well.

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Off to make some potato bake. :D Been craving potatoes for a while now.

Last week's quiche was pretty darned good. But all cheesy, artery-clogging goodness must be taken in moderation*cough*

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Quick poll: You see a guy obsessively reading all four volumes of Twilight. Perfectly alright or 100% ghey? I was having an argument and am determined to be right. :P

Gone Too Soon

My baby left us about ten minutes ago.

She would have turned four on April 23rd.

She's curled up in a box in the back yard.

Her sister has no idea.

We'll start digging at 7am.

I'm sorry I didn't try harder baby.

Oh, and fuck you, you sick bastard for poisoning my dog. There's a special place in hell for pup-killer assholes like you.

THEY CANCELED THE BLOODY EDUCATION FAIR.

Stupid @#$%!@#$@!#!@@#!

PS: Who else feels like killing Sylvea Chan for deleting her blog for the 10,000th time

God's Idea of a Social Experiment?

These past few days have been particularly "religious", so to speak.

Because of the prayers for Grandma who has left us, and the very Catholic people who have come nightly as spiritual support, I have been able to overhear and participate in spiritual discussions.

The conclusions of which I shall not disclose here, for fear of another heated session of preaching.

The thing is, I am not an atheist; I believe in The Big Guy upstairs, and it is possible he has little helpers in many forms (hey, you try and create the world without help), and it is possible there is an afterlife, and a rebirth. Hopefully. If not,

"Say a prayer,
But let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show"

I do believe He'll show, but since He loves us and all I highly doubt he wants us to not be happy. Unless kidnapping and torturing people or bitching around floats your boat.

Whether or not He shows, hey, at least be prepared to say you've lived a full and happy life. :)

The thing is that I'm not sure the Word is authentic or not; it was written a bajillion years (I'm sorry I'm not entirely historically accurate) ago, by several hundred different people, and in about fifty different languages, published in a country not of its origin, etc etc.

Can you imagine the inconsistencies?!?

Of course, the bajillion years has also contributed to the fact that many arsewipes have sought to use it to manipulate minds and for politics and yadaa yadaa and so the whole concept is pretty much warped beyond repair.

Call it a failed project if you will, contributed by the very nature of ours: the capacity of free will. There is the best and the worst in us; but it is our choices that make us who we are. Nobody is capable of not sinning ever, so I doubt any of us should be in the position to judge. Unless some guy murdered 18 people or something lah, in which case he should be strung upside down by his ankles and have rancid durian pelted at him.

Anywhoosers, if we were really meant to KNOW, we'd all be sainted and the world would eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

But it isn't, and I think it'd just be a great start if we could just stop digging up differences to get heated up over; it's so ridiculous!

"Your Bible is different from my Bible/Quran/Torah/etc. Therefore I dunwan to friend you." (putting it simply; but it does sound that stupid, doesn't it.)

"We Protestants are not like you Catholics. We don't pray to God's mother, grandmother or aunty all." (this is entirely quoted and yes, actually uttered by a real human being)

"God said not to make any images!! You heathens!!" (albeit exaggerated, but also true. Hence it should mean all artists' works are demonic and evil.)

Kids tend to think that "misusing the name of God" means exclaiming, "Oh my GAWD!" which would make me the biggest sinner of all time. Which is totally stupid but we forgive them because they are children.

I would see it as using the Scriptures as excuses to start hating people.

"You cabbage-eater barbarian! Die!! *killkillkill*"

Look, I know life is hard, and your boss isn't being very fair, and your kid is smoking pot, and you're just very frustrated and want to take it out somewhere, anywhere; but really now. Grow up. XP

"Why do you want to ask which denomination I come from? No need to ask la. It just makes us hate one another. We're all children of God after all."

The wise words of then-13-year-old Elizabeth. ;)

Gah, it's too early in the morning for such heavy topics. Will go back to sleep now; woke up at 5 gungho-ly.

Anywhoosers, I will be going to MV a little later; will drop by and see my loverlie peoples at the shop and head for Education Fair 2009 (last day tomorrow!) and (*whine*) search for options.

Charsiew again or another attempt at roti? Stupid roti never turns out for me. *pout*

I NEED A PLACE TO LIVE PEOPLE!! Grr.

Greatest Moob Dance Of All Time.

31st October was my last day at work. I kinda miss it already; my colleagues, Boss, fave customers... not to mention the hunky sweethearts who waltz in to buy desserts for their sweethearts.

*sigh*

I hope I'm there to see everyone I know and love there achieve their crazy-ass dreams. :)

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Bye Grandma.

(03.06.1936 - 1.11.2009)

Found some old pix of her when she was younger while we were looking for one to place on the engraving plate.

She was one hot babe. Phewwit.

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Time to face the future; yet again.

*whine*

Do I really have to...?

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It would be a CRIME not to share this with you.

I usually think wrestling is retarded, and naturally condemn watching it, but hey, I have a younger brother.

And when you find gems like these, well, can't say I can complain.