Carine's Taggie

1. The person who tagged you?

• Carine.
  

2. Your relationship with him/her is

• Ex-intakemate, ex-LRTmate, and something of a religious mentor. :3
  

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her

• giggly, outgoing, approachable, confident, resourceful
  

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you

• gave me a ride back to Kelana? XD
  

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you

• "You've gotta learn to trust people."
  

6. If he/she becomes your lover you will

• probably have to wake up early on Sundays for mass?
  

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be

• punctuality? XP
  

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will

• ... move outta town, probably.
  

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be

• Because she keeps waking me up for mass darn it! Oh I'm sorry. Are we still loverrrrs?
  

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now

• Hmm. I dunno. Carine, would you like some cake? :D
  

11. Your overall impression of him/her is

• She's a nice chick, but yeah, there's room for improvement. :)
  

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?

• I don't know. Ask them.
  

13. The characters you love of yourself are

• I can be very focused on getting what I want at times.
  

14.On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself

• I can make some really effed-up choices.
  

15. The most ideal person you want to be is

• A happy one.
  

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them

• I'm not good with words, but everything I do, I do for you.
  

17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.

(Uh... most of these peeps have been tagged already but let's just go ahead anyways.)

• Alana
• Sylvea
• Sue Peng
  
• Cathy
  
• Eu Chern
  
• Alex
  
• Maryann
  
• Shir Lynn
  
• Julius
  
• Ai Jeen
  

18. Who is no. 6?

• Fellow MT7-er and a good mate of mine. :D
  

19. Is no. 9 a male or female?

• Cathy says... =X
  

20. If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing?

• Hey. Who am I to judge.
  

21. What is no. 2 studying about?

• Accounting and Finance. Buddies! *skipshopsjumps*
  

22. When is the last time you had a chat with no. 3?

• On the day where we gawked at people like chimpanzees on the Mezz floor. (what day was that?)
  

23.What kind of music band does no. 8 like?

• Band? Dunno what band, but I randomly remember GHEYchao, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz. AND SHE IS A HUGE FAN OF LEEHOM-BABY YES SHE IS
  

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?

• She has an Ashley.
  

25. Will you woo no. 3?

• Why not? Her brain is a holy piece of stuff. Attractive weih. *hamsap smile*
  

26. How about no. 7?

• Also a good match. We've known each other for *counts* whoa. 13 years. Yep. Could be destiny.
  

27. Is no. 4 single?

• *whistles away*
  

28. What is the surname of no.5?

• Lian
  

29. What is the hobby of no. 10?

• Poring over them thickass textbooks, no doubt. =P
  

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?

• No problems methinks.
  

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?

• Why are you so interested in #2's education?! SEGI. Or SeGi. Or SEGi. *smacks forehead*
  

32. Talk something casually about no. 1

• Say something random about her you mean? She once had Jien kowtow to her. I think.
  

33 Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6?

• No, because I'm a responsible adult and paedophilia is strictly against my nature. *sips tea*
  

34. Where does no. 9 live at?

• Uh I think he said Rawang Golf Country Heights. Or something. My geography is bad I tell you!
  

35. What colour does no.4 like?

• Brack carrer? Dui ma, xiaojie?
  

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?

• Best 20-minutes-a-day friends. Once. *sniff*
  

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?

• Maybe. Hey, I should actually find my potential lovers attractive, no?
  

38. What is no. 6 doing now?

• Studying religiously for SPM. I'm sure of it. I am. XP

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*yawn, yawn* Off for Cheng Beng tomorrow! Tralalalala~

Repetitive Is My Middle Name

I think I must be annoying the crap outta people with the whole I-want-a-job thing.

I talk about it incessantly, (like now) and even in my sleep.

But bear with me, for I am truly very excited. :D

Anyhoo, guess what! Val told me that hospitals apparently have FRONT DESKS!

Ain't that amazing? I always thought only hotels had such things!

Well I guess it could be an option...


Man: OMG help me! Emergency! My arm just got ripped off 'cause my car smashed into an oil tanker and exploded OMG it hurts I need a doctor quick somebody help me!!!!

Me: *yawn* Sir, that attitude is not going to speed things up any bit.

Man: Are you crazy, woman?! *waves severed arm* Didn't you hear what I just said?! I'm like, totally bleeding to death!!!

Me: Yerr. Sir, you're making a mess with your blood dripping everywhere. Don't swing it around some more! Dang. Ya got some on my folder. Great. *wipe wipe* Take a number, and wait in line like everyone else.*picks at nails*

Man: But...

Me: Sir. I have to deal with at least twenty people a day who think they can just waltz right in and see the doctors on a whim. Why do you think people make appointments?! Geez! Hey. It's late, and I'm tired. Save me the trouble and don't be the twenty-first today.

Man: So... weak... I can't... see...

Me: Don't be a drama-mama either.

Man: Can't feel... my legs... so... cold...

Me: Look, I've had just about enough of you! Take a number, and SIT DOWN!

Man: *collapses*

Me: Now THAT'S more like it. Eh Val, going to cafeteria is it? Get me Milo can? Ah, hot one. Make it kurang manis hor! *flips open mag* Gawd I hate this place.


...and that's why Pantai Medical Bangsar should totally hire me. Look how professionally I handled the situation! Just like ultra-experienced hospital admin staff!

Yep. I think I'm up for this job.

Think I should send this in as part of my resume? ;P

Oh please lah Jesus there must be some job out there that I can do... :S

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A chance for redemption. Don't try and stop me.

A Sign From The Heavens

Li gor *points* gao bai tuung ngor hock zhar chehr gah?

Hai.

*waves*

Ou. Yong... peen jor. *nods*

Fei jor hor? *evil grin*

Ah, hai lor.

o_0

Uh... *nervous laugh* siu-siu lah.

X__X

...

WTFish.

That's it. Just water and air particles for me for the rest of my life. T.T

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Starring:

Uncle Mark
Mumzy
Yours truly.

Reliving the Past

Was searching for scrap paper when I found some old exercise books.

Apparently I didn't finish a lot of Pn. Jaya's homework. Heheh.

Which... kinda explains the 'B' I got for Add Maths. Heheh. Heh.

But seriously, I have no idea why we even needed to fill up our heads with that junk.

I mean, first page heading:

"1st derivative of a quotient of polynomials"

Heheh. *faints*

Wonder how I even passed.

Foolish Form Fivers!! You will never need it you're just poisoning your minds with abstract figures of supreme nerdism!!

Wow. I have like, absolutely no idea what I'm saying.

XD

Anyhoo. Here's another Avatar comic strip; just can't get enough of them.


Partial relevance to Sokka and Zuko's cross-dressing pix on Alana's post. ;P

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking it when I was watching the episode!

Yet again, not mine...
See the original here.

Ah, sick humour. Never gets old. :D

Avatardedness Continued

I've just finished the first disc of Book 2: Earth and I have this to say:

Can it get any awesomer?!!

Zuko's more tormented than ever, Ty Lee just came in (I heart her!), Sokka's adorable and Book 2 has the most adorable creatures ever thought up by Bryke. ^^

Allow me to demonstrate.

1.) The purple pentapus.

2.) There was this thing called a rooster-pig but I have no pictures!! T.T
So go watch the muvee. =D

3.) Meet Foo-Foo Cuddly Poops. A baby sabre-toothed moose-lion. =3

I saved the best for last. *grins*

4.) TURTLEDUCKS. The cutest things outside my own imagination.

Plus they interact with Zuko! How could you not love. Zuko. *foams at mouth*

Alright alright goodnight already! :D

Have a great week, people. ;)

Feeling Charitable, Anyone?

I tell you, some people seriously really have nothing better to do.

If there's one thing on my pantang list (and this one's way up there), is being disturbed when I'm asleep. Like if I set my alarm at 6.00am and you rudely awaken me at 5.50am, prepare to suffer my wrath.

But if anything's worse, is the feeling when you're just about to doze off and then you're interrupted.

By a phone call.

A random one.

Gary: *plays 心中的日月*
Me: *drowsy* Hello...?
Fuck-fuck Fuckin' Son of a Bitch: Blahblahblah (Malay accent)

[not that I have anything against Malays; I just automatically know it's not someone I know 'cos my Malay friends speak accentless Engrish. =D]

Me: (not really bothered to hear what he's saying) Uh, I think you have the wrong number... Goodni...
FFFSoaB: *weird, somewhat perverse tone* No... Not wrong namberr...
Me: Goodnight. *hangs up*

Me: Oh sweet snuggly wuggly bed... *pulls comforter over head*

Gary: *心中的日月*
Me: *looks at number, sighs, picks up* Look, I already told you, you've got the wrong number. Now what is it that you want?!
FFFSoaB: Oh nahtyng... Ai jus' wan to messterbeit, and I wan you... to listen to eeet.
Me: *very irritated* Yeah well ask your mother to listen to it. Goodnight!
FFFSoaB: Blahblahblah...
Me: *hangs up*

Me: Oh sweet snuggly wuggly bed... *pulls comforter over head*

Gary: *心中的日月*

Me: *snarl*

Well I didn't answer him the third time, so i just let Gary play out 心中的日月 (it's a loverliee song :)) and he didn't try a fourth time.

But I mean seriously, watafak?!

You mean got people really got such sad lives one ah?!

Aww. Kesian. If anyone has a heart (and ears) big enough to try and make his life any less sad, feel free to call

Fuck-fuck Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
at +6012 8813 062

I have seriously had enough of these sick bastards.
As if the "Nak gigit telingaku tak?" guy wasn't enough.

I hope the fucker gets diagnosed with insomnia and erectile dysfuction on the same day and gets so frustrated he can't wank no more he'll go fruity and chop it off and satay-grill it and eat it and then dance in the streets stark-blinkin' naked and then WHAM! okay I won't curse up to this point since my own life is surrounded by public transport vehicles. But still! A very bad and messy end for this guy.

And the same fate for all perverted random callers too. That'll teach you fagshitters.

Rockin' the 'Stache.

As promised.

An attempt to top Dal's "sexy" (dunno WHO said that leh. *cough* must... not... reveal... =X) camwhoring pic.

Because I'm way up on the sexy scale, and just to prove it to Cat,

I decided to do an astoundingly cheap and improvised interpretation of Haru's sexyfine facial hair.

(yes I ditched the Emo theme! Because 'staches are way awesome.)

I'd totally date me. I am the epitome of bearded Asian hotness. *kiss*

Good grief, you see this is what happens when you have six hours of Business in a day!!

I hear Andrea's leaving us. On the plus side Mennon kicks ass! She's like Azula... both terrifying and inspirational at the same time. o.0

OMG talk about Avatardedness. Goodnight, love. Zzz