Thursday, July 2, 2009

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It looks terrible. Noah Ringer may be a karate kid and all, but he looks really clumsy in the vid. But maybe my crazy-fan expectations are too high. On the good side it looks like Shyamalan hasn't completely cheapened-out the effects, like he did with The Happening (a giant fan and some trees?? Come on.)




I haven't seen what the other characters look like yet, but I found Aang and Zuko:


OMFG WHY IS IT A SHAOLIN OUTFIT WHERE THE EFF IS AANG'S AIRBENDER MONK GETUP WHY CAN'T I SEE THE TATTOOS IS THIS THE KID WE'RE GONNA SEE MAKE OUT WITH KATARA EWW OMG THAT'D BE CHILD PORN THAT'S EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THAN KATAANG ORIGINALLY IS EWW OMG EWW


And they murdered Zuko.

OMFG WHERE IS HIS FUNNY TOPKNOT FROM THE FIRST SEASON WE MUST HAVE THE TOPKNOT MEAN ZUKO FROM SEASON ONE IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE TOPKNOT AND WHICH PART OF HIS LEFT EYE IS BURNTED AND DEFORMED I DON'T SEE SHIT AND WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK MEAN ENOUGH AND WHY ARE THE FIRENATION SOLDIERS IN LOTR HELMETS WTF MAN


No, not even the flames can save him.


Don't get me wrong, I love Dev Patel and his puppydog eyes from Slumdog, but he'd be so much better off as Sokka! Sweet and goofy is so good on him! And Sokka is dark. And Zuko looks like he hasn't seen the sun since he was born. Wouldn't it make slightly more sense if Patel switched with Rathbone?!?! OHMYGAWD HAS SHYAMALAN EVEN WATCHED THE FRICKEN SERIES WHY CAN'T HE PRESERVE THE ORIGINALITY OF THE FLAWLESS WORK OF BRYKE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE AND FOAM AT THE MOUTH FOR HE CLEARLY DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIRECT SUCH AWESOMENESS AND IS HE RACIST OR SOMETHING WOULD IT KILL HIM TO THROW SOME YELLOW PEOPLE INTO THE MIX IT'S NOT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE GREAT YELLOW ACTORS YOU KNOW AND FUTHERMORE...!


Shyamalan: Nah. *hands over the script* You so smart; YOU do lah.


Hee. =X

4 comments:

Alana said...

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!! THE CASTING LOST IS ALL SCREWED UP! ALL THE ORIENTAL-TYPE PEOPLE ARE DARK, AND THE THE ESKIMO-TYPE PEOPLE ARE WHITE! WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT?!

ainnnnnnnnnn! :) said...

WTF????!!! for real??? O_O aang and zuko look so weirdddd...O_O and aang looks like a baby. gahhh!! why the hell did he have to end up with katara?? and zuko just looks stupid. no resemblance AT ALL to the real zuko. WTF happened? is the director INSANE??? :/:/

Alana said...

ahem, if i might. kataang fan here. it doesn't look as bad in the series -_-

but this.. this is just WRONG!

M. Night, I'm on my last lap with you.

-:-Jackie-:- said...

Ain!! I know right! It so obviously should've been Zutara. (heart)

*happily ignoring Alana*