Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oh My Johnny.


Johnny Depp's John H. Dillinger is HOT SHIT.

I've never agreed with the rest of the world about Depp being savagely sexyfine in every role he plays, (Edward Scissorhands? Captain Jack Sparrow? Willy Wonka? Sweeney Todd?) but his version of Dillinger is just so *licks lips*

Something about him not being particularly good-looking, (I don't think he's lengzai lor!) or having a symmetrical moustache or a remotely flattering haircut, but being able to come across as dashing, dangerous and simply arresting just makes Dillinger irresistable as heck.

And when that's mixed with cheeky humour (singing to a hostage, that quip about his "friend" Prince Albert... LOL) and a smouldering gaze that tells you this man ain't taking no for an answer, you really can't fight the shaggability of it all.

I'm highly adverse to the thought of over-confident smooth-talkers, but everything about the way Depp plays Dillinger just completely draws you in.

Yep, Depp's John Dillinger definitely gives bad boys (and bank robbers) a good name. :)

Christian Bale may be more good-looking than any man by far in a suit, but in Public Enemies I feel he is little more than a calefare (BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE WHO SWEARS LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC AT RANDOM PEOPLE AND BEATS UP HIS MOTHER - OH NO SUE PENG DON'T GO ABOUT SAYING HOW ASSAULT IS DIFFERENT FROM BATTERY I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT THE MAN BEATS UP HIS MOTHER I TELL YOU - AND THAT'S WHY NOBODY WANTS TO WORK WITH HIM).

I repeat.

Johnny Depp's John Dillinger is HOT SHIT.

With a gun. And Prince Albert. XD

WATCH THIS SHIT.


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Oh. And those who think that our G-men in the atas positions of this country are about to turn the young minds of our nation into Swiss cheese by reverting the teaching of Science and Math to Bahasa, or otherwise, may voice their opinions on Uncle Mahathir's blog here.

It's soooo stupid. We are not stupid lor, okay. Kids can learn ANYTHING. And just who the fark speaks BM aside from our itty bitty minority of South-East Asians? I'm not saying we shouldn't be proud of it or that it isn't pretty enough to be worth preserving; it's just that you're gonna make the keeds feel really stupid when they get to their tertiary education. Why lah you wanna torture them. *shakes head*

Acute angle = Sudut comel??

2 comments:

JEEN said...

sudut comel? what is this. no wonder they want to revert back to bm. hahaha

Alana said...

AMEN! you preachin' to the choir baby.