ARGHHHHH!!!!

Po: But dad, didn't you ever, I don't know, want to do something else? Something besides noodles?
Mr. Ping: Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.
Po: So why didn't you?

Yeah, why didn't I!

Mr. Ping: Oh, because it was a stupid dream; can you imagine *me* making tofu? [laughs airily]

I don't wanna have to ever say that to my son.

I WANT TO MAKE TOFUUUUUUU

:(

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Staying at home sneezing my balls out is really, really fun. *sniffle*