Lady: (accompanying bored-looking Chinese woman) *interrupts, starts pointing excitedly* Hey! Excuse me, but are you Filipino?!!
Me: *amused* Uh, no. What makes you say that? (and I smile perasantedly because hello have you seen Katrina Halili she's hot lor okay. So what if she didn't exactly say I look like her. :P)
Lady: Oh! *a bit malu dy* Because your accent is very Filipino! 'Cause I'm Filipino! Oh, but you don't sound Malaysian... They always have that... you know... accent...? Oknvmthxbye
I didn't mean to make her feel bad!! If only she knew what I was thinking:
WAH YOU MEAN I SOUND SEXY AND SULTRY AND LIKE I'M CAPABLE OF TAKING RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING HAMSAP PICTURES WITH HOT PLASTIC SURGEONS HEEHEEHEE! *twirls hair with silly grin on face* ok yeah yeah she didn't say Halili. :P
Allow me my moment hor. C:
I'm so shameless somebody kick me.
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I have one word for you: STROOPWAFELS.
Daddy went to Amsterdam, and didn't smoke pot. (What la! Aiyo.) Or eat space cake. *sulk*
But I forgive him.
Because of these.
Oh unholy oversweetened sticky gooey waffle joy. I love thee.(If anybody says they're sold in Malaysia I will kwai... It means I've been missing them for 19 years!!! Gawd! So don't tell me? Lol)
PS: I have actually no idea what a "Filipino accent" is. XD
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