Train of Thought

OH MY GAWD IT'S BEEN NEARLY A DAY I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE ALL DAY REFRESHING MY INBOX PAGE AND I DIDN'T GET NO REPLIES WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GAWD DID IT GET LOST IN THE MAIL CAN E-MAIL EVEN GET LOST SOMEWHERE OH MY GAWD WHAT IF A HUNDRED OTHER PEOPLE APPLIED AND MINE DIDN'T LOOK SPECIAL ENOUGH OKAY OKAY MAYBE SHE DIDN'T EVEN READ IT YET OR DID SHE OH MY GAWD MAYBE SHE DID READ IT AND THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SICK JOKE AND MARKED IT AS SPAM OH MY GAWD MAYBE SHE TRIED TO READ IT BUT I THINK SHE HAS A MAC AND I SENT THE ATTACHMENT AS A .DOC DOCUMENT OH MY GAWD CAN MACS EVEN READ MS DOCUMENTS WHAT IF IT CAN'T THEN MAYBE SHE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED SO SHE JUST DELETED IT OH MY GAWD WHAT IF SHE READ IT AND FOUND IT SO FRIKKIN' HILARIOUS SHE ROLLED AROUND ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING UNTIL SHE KEELED OVER AND DIED OH MY GAWD THAT WOULD MEAN I KILLED A GOD THE WORLD WOULD HUNT ME DOWN AND RIP ME APART AND BURN THE PIECES AND I WOULD GO TO HELL FOR IT OH MY GAWD WHAT IF SHE FORWARDED IT TO HER 3576 BILLION CONTACTS BEFORE SHE DIED OH MY GAWD

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